Mr. Jelly Donut Medallion Stuffer
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Mud Light presents: Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. Jelly Donut Medallion Stuffer.
(Mr. Jelly Donut Medallion Stuffer)
Many a night you pondered the question "How can i get some jelly and a medallion shoved into a plain powdered donut's blowhole?"
(In the blowhole!)
Inspiration, and perspiration, led you to invent the answer: The jelly squirter will create enough lubricant.
(Super squirter!)
Late at night, all night, you worked your squirter so that we could wake up satisfied and enjoy our breakfast jelly with a medallion inside treat.
(Work Work Work Work Work your squirter!)
So crack open an ice cold Mud Light Mr. Jelly Doughnut Medallion Stuffer, nobody else takes it to the hole quite the way you do.
(Mr. Jelly Doughnut Medallion Stuffer!)
-- Kitch