Mr. Treasure Hunters Guide Map Guy

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Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Treasure Hunters Guide Map Guy.
(Mr. Treasure Hunters Guide Map Guy)
Tthrough the magic of your pencils and expensive computer software, you give us somebody to blame for not finding it.
(Leaving out the good spots)
They said the crosby map was a waste....but without you we wouldn't have known about the Octagonal flower garden.
(You had it all planned out)
While lesser men would waste time with details, you had visions of selling books in the parking lot
(Considering renting out shovels)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. I got an B in 3rd grade Art Class, because you and I know that a day in the park isn't complete without a selling at least 2 books.
(Mr. Treasure Hunters Guide Map Guy)

-- Kitch