Mr. Medallion Hunt Clue Writer Guy

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Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Medallion Hunt Clue Writer Guy.
(Mr. Medallion Hunt Clue Writer Guy)
Thanks to you, we are forced to do the unthinkable in the middle of winter: Dig in a park at 2am.
(Picking up diapers)
But you, sir, give us bad clues.
(Como Como Como)
Armed with your pen, you create rhymes, pray for bad weather, and the occasional anagram. And why do you do it? Because somewhere some guy is hoping for a chance to find a plastic puck in a park.
(No chance in hell)
So crack open an ice cold Mud Light oh crafty wordsmith of the Great North, and know that when America is looking for a man to get the job done, you do confuse us.
(You do own us)

-- Kitch