Mr. Amateur Medallion Hunter Guy

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Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Amateur Medallion Hunter Guy.
(Mr. Amateur Medallion Hunter Guy)
After a night of drinking with the buddies, it didn't occur to you that a coat would be a good idea.
(Your mother wouldn't be happy)
Armed with only your shoes to kick snow and a plastic spork from wendys you dare to dream.
(What is a registered button?)
If it weren't for you Mr. Amateur Medallion Hunter Guy, no one would ever find that elusive medallion.
(Certainly not the cooler crew)
So crack open an ice cold Mud Light, Mr. Amateur Medallion Hunter, because the more you drink, the less annoying the frostbite is.
(Ouch ouch ouch ouch, ouch it burns)